A Window into the Human Mind

Each on thought or felt, “Well, he’s dead but I’m alive!” But the more intimate of Ivan Ilych’s acquaintances, his so-called friends, could not help also thinking that now they would have to fulfil the very tiresome demands of propriety by attending the funeral service and paying a condolence call on the widow.

Leo Tolstoy
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  • #oh how awful so his 'friends' #taking time out of their days to go to funeral #ugh #how dare this Ivan Ilych guy die #now we have to visit his widowed wife and attend his funeral
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  • #personal shit
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  • #for some reason I can't get enough of this picture??? #it's just a thermostat #for a really fucking cold freezer at work #I wonder what it looks like in black and white #personal shit
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Got about a page and a half through The Death of Ivan Ilych because I was pretending to do work while the roommate made herself dinner so it actually looked like I was doing something instead of just scrolling through this dumb website. My eyes hurt.

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  • #personal shit #it's just as boring as i remember #the death of ivan ilych
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Doesn’t do hw downstairs because bed is too comfortable not to sleep on. Goes upstairs thinking oh my god I’m going to get so much done. Been on tumblr and almost every other app on my phone for 10 min now.

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  • #personal shit #Sara does college right #Sara goes to college: senior year bitchesss
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elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

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  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer:“Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man:“Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer:“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man:*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer:“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer:*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner:“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife:“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner:“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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  • #still love this
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  • #marauderexpress #mudining #millersville
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  • #I can't wait!
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dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.

engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.

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